Railway Omnibus

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In Manchester their (sic) lived a servant girl
Whose mistress sent her to Bank Prade
And she thought as how she might do worse
Than ride in a railway omnibus
A green and yellow omnibus
A regular railway omnibus
So she thought as how she might do worse
Than have a ride in an omnibus

She sat in a seat against the door
Because there was no room before
And as she was sitting thus
She looked at the conductor of the omnibus
She laughed at the conductor of the omnibus
She winked at the conductor of the omnibus
She thought there were men much worse
Than the conductor of the railway omnibus

Now this conductor was not so green
As not to know what she did mean
And though for her he didn't care a curse
Yet he chatted with her on the omnibus
He poked his head in the omnibus
He kissed her in the omnibus
And says he tonight meet me you must
As he handed her out of the omnibus

Now this conductor was quite horse (sic)
From bawling out Bank Prade in bus
Yet to meet this fair maid to discuss
Went the conductor of the railway omnibus
They went for a ride in an omnibus
They were alone in an omnibus
But in a few months after she made a fuss
And wish she'd never rode in an omnibus


At length the time arrived egad
When this servant girl was brought to bed
O lawks! O Dear! exclaimed the nurse
The child (sic) mark'd on the back with an omnibus
A green and yellow omnibus
A regular railway omnibus
And the nurse she said to make things worse
That the accident happened in an omnibus

Now this conductor that very night
Was taken up because he didn't do right
And the magistrate without more fuss
Sent to quod the conductor of the omnibus
So he had a ride in an omnibus
A regular government omnibus
And I end by hoping that none of us
May have a ride Police omnibus

 

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